Sorry. I'm running behind right now.  In the meantime, here's some cool things I've collected.

OK, thrown together.

Enjoy.
 
What a way to kick off the week, huh? And without further ado...


WELCOME BACK! (the entry)

No, not John Sebastian (though this song, I feel, fits)!

Let me start by saying I was watching "Inside Edition" on WUAB Monday night, when... Denise and Romona just took over Cleveland's TV screens. No "We interrupt...", no "This is a (WOIO) 19 Action News Special Bulletin", just them saying, "We just got a 911 call where a woman claiming to be Amanda Berry was calling for help. We sent Paul Orlousky to the scene"

WHOA! Amanda Berry? This is big. (please God, don't let it be another prank...)

Ten minutes later, WOIO's (WOIO and WUAB are sibling stations) Orlousky saying they that this woman who escaped and two others were held hostage in a house on Cleveland's west side. And one of the other girls was Gina DeJesus.

WOW... This had better not be another prank...

Now DeJesus's mother showed up on the scene... it's DeJesus. And Berry. And a third one, Michele Knight. Amen.

Amen! They're alive! AMEN!

What happened to them, we'll find out when those young ladies tell us. Not the media. (And I understand, because all of our stations have been covering this on & off since they disappeared.) The Cleveland and national media can respect their privacy for once. The police are (and NO discussions about covering, because I don't feel like getting into THAT).

But it is nice to know that those three women are back. And that's all I'm worried about.


AND NOW, FOR THE SCUMBAGS
Ariel, Pedro and Onil Castro. It's bad enough that these dirtbags kidnapped, tortured, and molested these women for a decade (give or take a year or two), but these jack@#$ were supposed to be "friends" with one of your victim's families?! The Castro and DeJesus families were tight. When Gina disappeared, Ariel Castro actually reached out to Gina's parents! The guy embraced them! He helped him look for their precious daughter... KNOWING HE HAD HER THE WHOLE FREAKIN' TIME?!

Those three sellouts all need to ROT IN HELL! And if the law is not going to put them to death, then they should let them sit... no, not, sit... They need to feed those monsters to the General Population, so those animals can experience what they put those poor women through! Castro Brothers...

GO TO HELL!!!


I need to calm down, so here's some lighter stuff...


Chuck Lorre’s CBS Pilot ‘Mom’ To Get Series Order Tomorrow
pulled from http://www.deadline.com/2013/05/chuck-lorres-cbs-pilot-mom-to-get-series-order-tomorrow/

Two And A Half Men. The Big Bang Theory. Mike & Molly. And now, Mom. That's right. Uber-producer Chuck Lorre got an order for a fourth TV series on CBS called Mom. The series is plugged to star Anna Faris and Allison Janney.  God, I haven't seen somebody just dominate network television since Carsey-Werner, Aaron Spelling, Dick Wolf, Seth McFarlane... can we give Mr. Lorre a break?


AUGH!
Voice of Charlie Brown Goes to Rehab


Peter Robbins, the man who was the original voice of Charlie Brown in "Peanuts" television specials was sentenced Wednesday to a year in jail for threatening his former girlfriend and stalking her plastic surgeon, then immediately released to a residential drug treatment center. A judge warned Robbins that he could be sent to prison for nearly four years if he violates the terms of his probation. The warning was, "Don't be a blockhead." Which was, of course, translated from this:

That's all for this week.  Be back at it next week.
 
Can someone tell me what the hell is going on in this world?!

It's freakin' crazy...




Banned Baby Names List Emerges in New Zealand By Sean Patterson
http://www.webpronews.com


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You'd be crying too if your name was Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii. (borrowed from webpronews.com; free use)
Okay. As I said in my response to this, there are DUMB names people give to their children.  Really stupid, dumb, idiotic, dumb@#$ed names (such as Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii, Anal, 4Real, Lucifer, 2nd., King, Duke, Princess, or names that contain numbers or characters, such as a period(.).  But it's your baby.  If you want to name your baby Whatever, name them Whatever.  The New Zealand Government or ANY government has NO right telling you what you can name your baby.  That's just my opinion.




Ice cream man reportedly threatens rival vendor: ‘This is my town!’
By Eric Pfeiffer, Yahoo! News | The Sideshow – Wed, May 1, 2013


So let me get this straight.
Joshua Malatino, the owner of a Gloversville, N.Y., Sno Cone Joe franchise reportedly stalked a Mr. Ding-a-Ling ice cream vendor, telling the man, “You don’t have a chance! This is my town!”
OK, I know it's a turf war, I get that. But the Sno Cone guy's opponent... I'm thinking he's probably like, "HEY! SNO CONE GUY! Leave my Ding-a-Ling alone!!!"



 
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OK. I knew I said tomorrow, but it's been a week. Busy times, my friends. So, here I go...


Martha In Love?

Martha Stewart Already Has More Than 1,000 Match.com Suitors
by Scott Duncan for Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia

Martha Stewart is an eligible bachelorette. After agreeing on Monday's "Today" show to give Match.com a try, the 71-year-old media mogul's dating profile went viral yesterday.
Unsurprisingly, Stewart's match-making inbox was flooded with more than 1,000 messages from potential suitors in just the first few hours, according to The New York Post.

Okay. I'm not trying to piss anybody off, but...

Martha, Matt Lauer was right there! Oh yeah, he's married. And if I wasn't taken either, I'd be one of those 1,000 suitors. (Apologies to my girlfriend)


Washington Wizards F/C Jason Collins Comes Out

So what?!

I really don't care!

As long as the guy can play (doesn't have to be "LeBoob Good"), but if he can play, then good!

And that's that on that.


Afghanistan Plane Crash

I'm just giving you the YouTube link, so just copy and paste it on your browser. I hate to show that to you guys.

http://youtu.be/L3GGaHYcrlQ

Prayers going to to the victims of that horrible crash and their families.


The Aniston/Theroux Wedding is DELAYED!

According to US Weekly/omg!, Jennifer Aniston's wedding plans with fiance Justin Theroux have hit a major roadblock in the form of the We're the Millers actress' ex-husband, Brad Pitt. Or, more specifically, in the form of Pitt's upcoming nuptials with longtime love Angelina Jolie. Aniston, 44, has apparently pushed back her own big day to avoid any perceived overlap with her ex's big day this summer, sources reveal in the new issue of Us Weekly, on stands Friday.
"She does not want her day associated with them," one insider tells Us of the A-lister, who divorced the World War Z star in 2005. In fact, upon learning of Pitt's plans, she initially considered moving her date up and getting married first, but Theroux, 41, changed her mind. "Justin got weirded out by all the rushing," the source says.

Why?
He left you! Get over it! Go and get married first! Or behind them, if you so desire! Just marry, get over Brangelina, and STOP talking about it!


I'm done fussing for now. See you next week.


 
WELCOME!

    It's been a long time since I've done this, but I am doing a blog for class!  I warn you, rantings and ravings will be on here. Of course, there will be the "rare" clear and concise comment, but no promises.  Let's start...


Strongsville School Strike OVER!

    I'm not saying that it doesn't affect me (I live in Cleveland, so do my children, we're not in that district), but those kids that live in Strongsville need their education. Not at the expense of the Union and the Board fighting over money.


Why some families SUCK.
   
    LONDON (AP) — A woman desperate for another child forced her 14-year-old daughter to get pregnant using syringes of donor sperm, a British judge said.
    Because she, an American divorcee living in Britain with three adopted children, hatched the plan after she was prevented from adopting a fourth.
    Kid? Emancipate yourself. Now.



What Hast Thou Done?
   
    ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. (AP) — Twenty-four-year old Lawrence Capener jumped over several pews at an Albuquerque Catholic church and stabbed four church-goers in the choir area just as Mass was ending Sunday, Albuquerque police said. The man continued his attack until others raced to subdue him, police said.

    Congratulations, Mr. Capener: You just guaranteed yourself Eternal Damnation! How does it feel?


That's it for today. We'll do it again tomorrow.